not a huge conan o'brien fan but i thought his intro to the emmys (which i didn't watch) was FUN!
some luvies --- lost: "well, we weren't exactly invited." 24: "get off the phone, you idiot!" house: "subject is anemic. possibly albino" south park: "aack, there's someone in there!"
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UPDATE: er, this is actually not related to the above. but i just have some stories from yesterday.
i went to an asian market wearing a sarong draped over my shoulders. it's dark blue overall, with light blue chinese/japanese characters. anyway, i was there to primarily buy some togue (bean sprouts?), frozen peas, and some other stuff that caught my eye. i asked the lady to help me get frozen peas, to which she replied go to the freezer (well, duh). the thing is, i already did, and didn't see any frozen peas. so to humor her, i went to the freezer again and looked, but went back to ask for frozen peas.
me: "i need frozen peas, please" lady: "have frozen peas" me: "peas?" lady: "peeeeeeeeeeaas" me: "um, please help me and tell me where"
she then went over to my place and pointed to the frozen.... FISH. lololololol
anyway, as i was exiting the asian store, the lady called my attention when she kept saying, misu misu. i'm like, huh? she was pointing to my sarong and saying, you like sushi?
me: "oh yes, yes! i like sushi!" (thoroughly excited to assume that sarong bought unknowlingly complimented my personality) lady: "you make sushi?" me: "no, i like sushi!" lady: "sushi, sushi, you make? we eat" me: "......"
after that episode, i drove then kinda stormed into ginmiya (a chinese/japanese restaurant) where i met my fave manager and demanded to know what the characters on my sarong mean (haha, i didn't even go there to eat or order anything!). 4 people ended up turning my sarong this way and that, and while i heard murmurs of "misshu?", they all agreed it was not chinese and couldn't read it at all (hahhaa).
my fave manager then shouts, "michelle! what are you doing to me?!?!". i laugh, apologize, and as i exit, i stopped and realized.. he knows my name?
i'm such a regular, i guess i do annoy them quite a bit :P